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omnibrotent:

fuckingdavestrider:

yo hey everyone you might remember me probably not
if youre on this blog then either:

  • you used to follow this blog before i shut it down
  • you found one of my posts (hey yo you should link me that shit aww yiss)
  • you saw one of my shitty contributions to somebody elses otherwise unsullied text posts
  • you tried to get the url fuckingdavestrider but it was taken so you checked out the blog
  • you hate the url fuckingdavestrider so you decided to check out the blog
  • you love the url fuckingdavestrider so you decided to check out the blog
  • you yearned for the url fuckingdavestrider and everyday for between 12 and 27 minutes you stare bitterly at this forgotten wasteland of a blog “so close, yet so far?” you ponder into a despondent cyber-void ”no. it was never close. merely a mirage in this dystopian desert of lies and wisecracking nobodies, a blog eat blog world” streaks stretching from your eyes to your lips glow white with a hint of blue as you gulp down another body wracking sob, staring, glaring at the cerulean hue background “what the FUCK does that even have to do with dave strider!?” 

in answer to all the questions you might have, my new blog is omnibrotent and you should totes check that out


 

important yo

i aint foolin around fucker

1 down 35 to go i stg im gonna rid this blog of all you fuckers

saddle up motherfucker cuz u carried on following a horse blog and now youre fucked “one of us, one of us” we bray as you tremble in fear and awe